Someone needs to write a fic of a battalion of superheroes randomly showing up at Sam’s doorstep because they have nowhere else to go.
"Hey Sam… so Pepper threw me out of my house and Rhodey’s on vacation in Mexico."
"Steve has spoken much of you Son of Wil. Do you wish to do battle against my adopted brother?"
"So… show an archer these wings I’ve heard so much about."
And Sam cursing Steve and Natasha in the depths of his soul because they started the trend and then told all their friends about it.
I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS
Dead Poets Society (1989)
- Let me get this straight. I steal your dope, hm? I beat the piss out of your mule boy, and then you walk in here and bring me more meth? [laughing] wow, that’s a brilliant plan, is it?- You got one part of that wrong.